Silas: Why didn’t anybody ever tell me how awesome college is?
Shane: Because you were never going to go. It would just be mean, like telling a blind person how awesome colors are.
Silas: Shut up. I may not be academic smart but I’m smart. I started my own business. I read.
Shane: To old dudes in your underwear.
Silas: That’s it. You’re going down.
Shane: Is that what the old man said? Cat like reflexes.
Silas: Perfect. Considering you’re a total pussy.
Shane: Tell that to Pilar.